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THE JEFFERSON BIBLE--The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth Extracted Textually from the Gospels Compiled by Thomas Jefferson
GRIZZLED MONKS GUARD THE 'ARK OF THE COVENANT'--Axum, Ethiopia – A lone monk, a sun-bleached red velvet curtain and about 50km may be all that stands between what may be the most prized object in the Western world and the disputed Ethiopian-Eritrean border, now bristling with artillery and threats of all-out war. The monk is the chosen guardian who will spend the rest of his life behind a modest iron fence that surrounds a weed-covered plot and a plain stone temple next to Axum’s St Mariam Tsyon church. Beyond the temple’s dingy curtain, beyond the monk’s modest quarters, in an inner sanctum only accessible to the guardian, is the Holiest of Holies, which Ethiopians devoutly believe to be the original Ark of the Covenant for which knights and adventurers have searched for more than 20 centuries.
BUDDHIST MIRACLES--"Burmese religious pilgrims flocked by the thousands at the weekend to Nyaunglaybin township, 160 kilometres north of Rangoon, to witness a "miracle" of multi-coloured light beams appearing from a Buddhist monastery."
CREATIONISM MUSEUM SEEKS TO EXPLAIN AND BENEFIT FROM DINOSAURS--"We're going to have the largest collection of life-sized dinosaur models in America," said Ham, founder of Answers in Genesis. "Just think of movies like `Lost World' and `Jurassic Park.' Dinosaurs are incredibly popular. Kids are fascinated by them. So are parents. "Over and over again in the secular world, they are equated with millions of years, they are equated with evolution. And so we want to tell people that dinosaurs are not a mystery. The Bible explains dinosaurs." While most science texts say dinosaurs roamed the Earth 65 million to 225 million years ago, Ham says man and all animals - including dinosaurs - date only to the generations named in the Bible, covering about 6,000 years.The debate also rages on the Internet, where the "No Answers In Genesis!" Web site denounces the Answers In Genesis site.
NATIONAL COMMITTEE FOR AMISH RELIGIOUS FREEDOM--To defend and preserve the religious freedom of the Old Order Amish religion in the United States.
ZOROASTRIANISM FAQ--Zoroastrianism is a religion founded in ancient times by the prophet Zarathushtra, known to the Greeks as Zoroaster. Zoroastrianism was the dominant world religion during the Persian empires (559 BC to 651 AC), and was thus the most powerful world religion at the time of Jesus. It had a major influence on other religions. It is still practiced world-wide, especially in Iran and India.
OMENS - THE SECRET CODE OF THE BIBLE BROKEN--"Over the last few years I have developed a theory which purports to explain certain aspects of religion as found in our present day institutions. If this theory is correct (and I do believe it is) then the implications for believers all over the world will be simply devastating."
THE MYSTERY AND CONTROVERSY OF THE STORY OF MOSES - WAS MOSES AKHENATEN?--One of the most troubling problems for biblical archaeologists was the lack of archaeological evidence for Moses and the Israelites in Egypt. Prior to the Exodus, there were hundreds of thousands of Israelites in Egypt, yet little or no evidence of their existence has been found, even though the sojourn is recorded as lasting for centuries in the Scriptures!
BIBLE SCHOLARS CLAIM JEWS NEVER FLED EGYPT AND MOSES WAS JUST A MYTH--Two French Jewish academics claim those who fled were not Jews - but rebellious Egyptians. They even claim Moses was not king of the Jews at all but may actually have been pharaoh Rameses I. They reached the controversial conclusions after comparing the Old Testament account of the Exodus with Egyptian hieroglyphic writings from the same period 3,300 years ago.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS STONE OF MOSES IN JAPAN???--Stone written on old document Takeuchi-monjo (handed down from the ancient).Moses came to Japan to learn ancient wisdom and dedicated Ten Commandments stone in memory of that.
GUESS THE GOD....DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE GOD WHO..--Was born in a cave or grotto of a divinely impregnated virgin who was thenceforth known as the Mother of God; Has a birthday celebrated toward the end of December; Is a member of a Holy Trinity; IT"S NOT WHO YOU THINK IT IS.
SUPPRESSION OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL KNOWLEDGE AND THE TRANSLATION OF THE BIBLE CONSPIRACY--Governments and religious authority have a long history of suppressing knowledge that conflicts with traditional beliefs regarding man's origin and contact with extraterrestrials. As with UFO/alien secrecy, the Hebrew Bible containing secrets of Jehovah (YHWH known by scholars as the Tetregrammaton, Greek, for the four letters for the name of God) were classified and held secret by tyrants, kings, princes, yes, even by whole empires, have striven to destroy these truly majestic documents.
PARALLELS BETWEEN THE HOPI AND SUMERIAN CULTURES--By Robert Morningsky. The Hopi believe the Creator of Man is a woman. The Sumerians believed the Creator of Man was a woman....
IMAGING AND IMAGINING THE GHOST DANCE : James Mooney's Illustrations and Photographs, 1891-1893
THE SUDARIUM OF OVIEDO--In the Cathedral of Oviedo (capital of the Principate of Asturias in Spain), a piece of linen cloth has been venerated since the Middle Ages. According to tradition, this piece of linen was placed over the face of Jesus from when he was taken down from the cross until he was buried.
COSMIC AWARENESS EXPLAINS SOME RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS--Contrary to most present day Christian teachings, Astrology, the Tarot, and psychic sciences held a sacred place in the early Hebrew and Christian religions. The words "science" and "seance" are related to the word essence, which in turn was related to the name "Essenes," the spiritual group of which Jesus was a member.
A HISTORY OF THE WARFARE OF SCIENCE WITH THEOLOGY IN CHRISTENDOM--by ANDREW DICKSON WHITE
ROME'S SYLLABUS OF CONDEMNED OPINIONS--The Last Blast of the Catholic Church's Medieval Trumpet - Translated from The latin by Joseph McCabe - A Number of propositions condemned by Pope Pius IX
CULTURAL ORIGINS OF THE BOOKS OF MOSES IN GENESIS AND THE PARADISE MYTHS--Genesis is a Greek word meaning 'Origins'. It is the first word in the Greek translation of the Hebrew text, again named after the opening word B'reshit, Hebrew for 'In the beginning'. Similarly, the more ancient Mesopotamian texts were also named after their opening lines. Traditionally all the books of Genesis were written by Moses, but the analysis of the books by the scholars disagree with this. For instance, the different books use different words for God; the Hebrew words Elohim (meaning Lord) or Jehovah/Yahweh (meaning God).
THE SECRET OF DEATH? THE ANCIENTS CALLED IT "DIVISION"--Ancient cultures all around the globe once held remarkably similar beliefs about death and the afterlife. Ancient Egypt, China, Greece, Persia, Australia, and native tribes throughout Africa, North and South America, and the Pacific Islands all believed that people had not one, but two souls, and that those souls were savagely wrenched apart from one another at death, each experiencing an entirely different, but equally crippled afterlife. Many of these cultures believed that one soul would become trapped in a fixed and unchanging heaven-or-hell netherworld, while the other, although remaining free to go on to new lives and/or new experiences, would be struck with total amnesia.Ancient Israel also believed that people possessed two souls, calling them, of course, the soul and the spirit. Early Christians even believed, as had those other nations, that the soul and spirit could, and sometimes would, divide apart from one another.
BIBLE STUDY GUIDE --By Ray Blessin of the Canadian Atheist. Compiled by an Atheist this guide gives Verse and Chapter references as to where you can find such scriptures as God saying that HE is the creator of evil: "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." (Isaiah 45:8)
INTERNATIONAL RAELIAN RELIGION--"The World's Largest UFO Related, non-profit organization--over 50,000 members in 85 countries-working towards the first embassy to welcome people from space-sweeping the world with the most Politically Incorrect and fearlessly individualistic philosophy of non conformism. On 13 December 1973 French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from an other planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial was about four feet in height, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin and exuded harmony and humour. He told Rael that "we were the ones who made all life on earth, you mistook us for gods, we were at the origin of your main religions. Now that you are mature enough to understand this, we would like to enter official contact through an embassy".The messages dictated to Rael explain how life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally in their image" what one can call "scientific creationism".References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the biblical account of creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as "God" in the singular, but it is a plural, which means "those who came from the sky".
THE AETHERIUS SOCIETY --Aetherius Society beliefs include: Jesus, Buddha, Krishna and other religious leaders were of extraterrestrial origin and came to Earth to help mankind. Karma and reincarnation are two natural, all pervasive laws of God. The Mother Earth is a living breathing entity which is thousands of lives more evolved than we are.
THE EGYPTIAN BOOK OF THE DEAD - THE PAPYRUS OF ANI--1240 BC Translated by E.A. Wallis Budge.
AKHET HWT-HRW - TEMPLE AND SCHOOL OF THE RELIGION OF ANCIENT EGYPT--Ancient Egypt . . . For most people these words conjure images of massive temples, pyramids and tombs; with secret rituals invoking the power of Gods from another age. The world's oldest religious writings come from Egypt, yet few people understand this mysterious and powerful system of spirituality. Akhet is a spiritual organization dedicated to following this ancient legacy. By drawing upon the actual practices and teachings of Egypt, as revealed by temple inscriptions and papyrus texts, Akhet seeks to reawaken these ancient truths in order to achieve a balanced, healthy spiritual lifestyle for today.
ANCIENT RELIGION IN EGYPT--A comprehensible knowledge of Egyptian religion is indispensable for anyone who wishes to grasp the essence of the Egyptian civilization. Religion had deeply dominated all aspects of the Egyptian culture, its art, science, government, and law. To sum up it was the womb of that ancient culture. Egyptian religion can be characterized by its infinite complexity and diversity. This diversity is justified by the constant growth of religious beliefs over many centuries during which new ideas were introduced without ever discarding any old ones (except during the reign of Akhenaten). Therefore, to the ancient Egyptian this diversity of beliefs and gods was acceptable, consequently each divine power was approached by a variety of images related to nature, animal and human life.
THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
SCROLLS FROM THE DEAD SEA--The Ancient Library of Qumran and Modern Scholarship. an Exhibit at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC The exhibition Scrolls From the Dead Sea: The Ancient Library of Qumran and Modern Scholarship brings before the American people a selection from the scrolls which have been the subject of intense public interest. Over the years questions have be en raised about the scrolls' authenticity, about the people who hid them away, about the period in which they lived, about the secrets the scrolls reveal, and about the intentions of the scrolls' custodians in restricting access. The Library's exhibition describes the historical context of the scrolls and the Qumran community from whence they may have originated; it also relates the story of their discovery 2,000 years later. In addition, the exhibition encourages a better understanding of the challenges and complexities connected with scroll research.
THE ORION CENTER FOR THE STUDY OF THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS--The Hebrew University of Jerusalem.
THE SEARCH FOR MEANING IN THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS--In 1947, near the banks of the Dead Sea, Bedouin tribesmen found seven crumbling scrolls hidden in caves since the time of Christ. By the end of 1956, archaeologists had discovered 800 scrolls in the desolate Judaean wilderness near the ruins of Khirbet Qumran. In biblical times, a mysterious religious sect lived in the place twenty miles east of Jerusalem, deemed by historians to be both a monastery and a fortress. While its exact nature is uncertain, the sect is said to have been Essene, and author of the scrolls. Yet the question of who wrote the scrolls is now a matter of fierce international debate. Renegade scholars contend the site was not home to a sect at all, but, in fact, the outpost of a militant, nationalistic movement. These militants who wrote the scrolls, they say, were the early Christians.
THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS PROJECT--The Dead Sea Scrolls Project was established by the Oriental Institute during the months that followed the freeing of the scrolls (autumn 1991). The project was originally staffed by Dr. Norman Golb, Professor of Jewish History and Civilization, Dr. Michael Wise, Assistant Professor of Aramaic, as well as by our graduate research assistant, Anthony Tomasino. From the beginning the project developed in several directions. First and foremost, there was the challenging task of deciphering and translating, from photographs, the manuscripts from Qumran Cave Four that had previously remained unpublished. Another aspect has been to explore the overall problem of identification of the authors of the scrolls and, increasingly, to examine the specifics of the Khirbet Qumran site and the theory that the manuscripts found in the nearby caves were composed by a sect ostensibly living there.
DEAD SEA SCROLLS HOMEPAGE--In 1947, young Bedouin shepherds, searching for a stray goat in the Judean Desert, entered a long-untouched cave and found jars filled with ancient scrolls. That initial discovery by the Bedouins yielded seven scrolls and began a search that lasted nearly a decade and eventually produced thousands of scroll fragments from eleven caves.
WHAT IS GNOSTICISM?--A FAQ
ABRAXAS--This one gets a little convoluted folks. Abraxas was a Gnostic god and gnosticism was a religious movement of late antiquity which can be traced back to the 1st and 2nd centuries. To some he was a favorite deity, to others he was a demon. The Greek letters of his name--abraxas--each had a numerical equivalent and when these numerical equivalents were added up, they totaled 365...which...obviously...also equaled the amount of days in the solar year.
--GNOSIS AND MYSTICISM--Gnosis means knowledge, usually of deeper, inner, spiritual truths, based on direct experience.Spiritual knowledge has been sought by human beings since the beginning of time. We seem to be motivated by three basic drives: survival, pleasure, and knowledge. Our history is filled with many great spiritual leaders, from the Buddha to Christ, who taught on two different levels: exoteric and esoteric. Gnosis and mysticism is concerned with the latter. It is an intuitive, right brained, inner approach to to spiritual knowledge It relies on our own, individual direct experience of the divine, from within ourselves.
THE GNOSTIC WORLD VIEW: A BRIEF SUMMARY OF GNOSTICISM--GNOSTICISM IS THE TEACHING based on Gnosis, the knowledge of transcendence arrived at by way of interior, intuitive means. Although Gnosticism thus rests on personal religious experience, it is a mistake to assume all such experience results in Gnostic recognitions. It is nearer the truth to say that Gnosticism expresses a specific religious experience, an experience that does not lend itself to the language of theology or philosophy, but which is instead closely affinitized to, and expresses itself through, the medium of myth.
GNOSTICISM REBORN - THE MATRIX AS SHAMANIC JOURNEY--The story of The Matrix (1999)—probably the most elaborately plotted action movie ever made—is authentically Gnostic. It is in fact, and way beyond “The X-Files,” “Gnosticism reborn.”(1) Wherever exactly Andy and Larry Wachowski hatched their demonically inspired and wickedly effective pop parable about the enslavement of modern man to the machine, they have come up with a genuine original. It’s an amazingly coherent blend of Philip K. Dick, H. P. Lovecraft, Jean Baudrillard, messianic prophecy, apocalyptic lore, martial arts mysticism, and technological paranoia.
THE TEN MAJOR PRINCIPLES OF THE GNOSTIC REVELATION--From Exegesis, by Philip K. Dick. The Gnostic Christians of the second century believed that only a special revelation of knowledge rather than faith could save a person. The contents of this revelation could not be received empirically or derived a priori. They considered this special gnosis so valuable that it must be kept secret. Here are the ten major principles of the gnostic revelation.
THE GNOSTIC SOCIETY LIBRARY--Contains a vast collection of primary documents relating to the Gnostic tradition as well as a selection of in-depth audio lectures and brief archive notes designed to orient study of the documents, their sources, and the religious tradition they represent.
THE NAG HAMMADI LIBRARY--The Nag Hammadi Library, a collection of thirteen ancient codices containing over fifty texts, was discovered in upper Egypt in 1945. This immensely important discovery includes a large number of primary Gnostic scriptures -- texts once thought to have been entirely destroyed during the early Christian struggle to define "orthodoxy" -- scriptures such as the Gospel of Thomas, the Gospel of Philip, and the Gospel of Truth. The discovery and translation of the Nag Hammadi library, completed in the 1970's, has provided impetus to a major re-evaluation of early Christian history and the nature of Gnosticism. Readers unfamiliar with this history may wish to review the brief Introduction to Gnosticism and the Nag Hammadi Library provided here, as well as an excerpt from Elaine Pagels' excellent popular introduction to the Nag Hammadi texts, The Gnostic Gospels.
THE GOSPEL OF THOMAS HOMEPAGE--The Gospel of Thomas is a collection of sayings attributed to Jesus of Nazareth. Unless it is merely a collection of materials that mainly were drawn out of the Biblical gospels, as seems unlikely for most if not all of Thomas' sayings, then Thomas is the most important historical source for knowledge of Jesus of Nazareth that exists outside of the Bible. It is the most significant manuscript ever found for the history of earliest Christianity.
THUNDER PERFECT MIND--'Thunder, Perfect Mind' is a poem from the Nag Hammadi texts. Stylistically, three separate styles are used in the poem: that of Hebrew wisdom-texts, of Isis aretalogies, and Platonic dialog. These three styles are used in alternation. Religiously, it is hard to identify the tradition this text comes from. It presents no distinctively Jewish, orthodox Christian, or gnostic Christian themes, not does it seem to presuppose any known gnostic 'myths.'
A KINDER GENTLER SATAN--The Vatican announced the need for a "more subtle and sophisticated" understanding of the nature of evil that will be better suited to the world of the 21st century. Evil should be thought of as a threatening force that dwells within every individual, the Church now advises, rather than simply an external malevolence, personified as Satan, which tempts people into sin. This new distinction comes as part of the Catholic Church's reevaluation of its official rites of exorcism, which are being substantially revised for the first time since Pope Paul V decreed them in 1614.
ACCEPT CHRIST BEFORE JANUARY 1, 2001 AND RECEIVE A FREE PCS DIGITAL PHONE!--From the Landover Baptist Church Website: "No Roaming Charges, No Hidden Costs! Praise The Lord! You have nothing to lose, except your soul. You have everything to gain; eternal life, a chance to become a member of the most powerful church in the United States, and a free wireless telephone, courtesy of AT & T! What are you waiting for? Read through our beliefs section, and sign a waiver form that shows you have accepted our Lord as your personal savior, promise to abide by all of our church rules, and pledge a 3-year tithing contract. Mail these forms along with a $225.00 membership application fee." ( I can't make this stuff up! ED.)
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS HOMEPAGE--(Featuring the SIN-Cam!)
THE GREAT GOD CONTEST--an attempt to "to bring a final resolution to all religious wars, controversy and hypocrisy."
CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA--"The Church of Euthanasia was inspired by a dream, in which Rev. Chris Korda confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's infamous slogan, SAVE THE PLANET--KILL YOURSELF!."
CONTACT: The Phoenix Educator --"Ye Shall Know The Truth And The Truth Shall Make You Mad!" CONTACT is a vehicle for Commander Gyeorgos Ceres Hatonn's most recent writings on matters "critical" to a responsible and informed public at this time of planetary transition and final days of battle between the Forces of Light and the "Evil Empire" forces of darkness. Commander Hatonn states:"We of the lighted brotherhood of the Cosmic and Galactic participants are ready to make our presence upon your place. We travel and act in the direct service and under Command of Esu Jesus Immanuel Sananda. Sananda is aboard my Command Craft from whence He will direct all evacuation and transition activities as regards the period you ones call the End Prophecies of Armageddon."
ASK SISTER ROSSETTA --Nuns, Clergy,and regular sinners like YOU ask Questions of the Lavender Nun. Sister Rossetta answers such poignant questions for readers as: "Does the Lord want us to have orgasms?AND "Bananas and Donuts:Sweet Dreams or Satanic Nightmares?"
CHURCH OF PRINCESS DIANA --The "church" run by Chairman Yao who claims that Diana appeared after her "death" exclusively to him to communicate her urgent message to humanity: "You are spiritually immortal, and it is your evolutionary destiny to manifest this immortality physically. And...it will happen in your lifetime.. ." Chairman Yao asserts: "Fat is the only abomination, but I've got the cure," declares Chairman Yao, who is eternally slim. "Old age and death shall be no more!" proclaims the youthful prophet to aging baby boomers. "Why has Diana picked me to teach you how to stay young, slim, and healthy? Because I'm young, slim, and healthy." According to his book DianaSpeaks™: The Uncensored Messages of Princess Diana, in the new millenium, everyone will be young, slim, and beautiful.
SUPERCHURCH--Millions and Millions Saved!"Commandments" of this group include: "Aim for variety in your snack foods" and "If you tell someone you will call them, call them"
McCHURCH--McChurch is a REAL religion, complete with iconographic images suitable for worship, a martyred saint, snappy advertising slogans, and easy to understand spiritual truths that make McWorship as easy as picking up a burger and fries on the way home from work!... easier, in fact! Followers of every creed, denomination and temperament are welcome to drive through and bask in the light of the new (and improved) McHoly of Holies.
TECHNOSOPHY--"Technosophy" is a word coined by Terry Alden (the maintainer of this site) to label certain concepts related to a kind of spiritual appreciation for technology. Among these and probably of primary importance is the inescapable observation that the physical vehicles of all life-forms (and human bodies, in particular) are extremely complex inter-functioning collections of technological systems. If you have a strong attachment to your body, you qualify as a lover of technology, which is an interpretive meaning of technosophy. Just because we are assembled from carbon-based organic compounds (and are largely unaware, in most cases, of how we are put together in a detailed technical sense) does not diminish the fact that high technology is involved in every aspect of our being and functioning. The term technology should not apply exclusively to externalized man-made gadgets and programming (i.e., the hardware and software that we normally think of when the term technology is used).
THE OFFICIAL GOSPEL OF ELVIS WEB PAGE--This is the genuine Gospel of Elvis edited by renown Elvisian scholar Solomon B. T. Church.
THE FIRST PRESLEYTERIAN CHURCH of Elvis The Divine--He has a hunka-hunka burnin' love for whosoever believeth in him.
ELVISIANS FROM ANOTHER PLANET--On the night Elvis was born, Vernon Presley saw a blue light over Tupelo. Could this blue light have emanated from an alien craft or K-Mart? We're not sure. We do know that Elvis was an extraordinary human being and highly spirtual. He studied many religions and theories about life outside of this earthly one. We are earthly "Elvisians" who believe that Elvis Presley fans can be found in outer reaches of the solar system and hope to someday communicate with these extraterrestrials through the music and art of Elvis.
THE CULT CONSTUCTION SET--"Build Your Own Religious Cult Within Minutes!"
THE JESUS DANCE --Dance the Millenium Away
THE NEW BEING PROJECT--The Institute for the Intensification of Non-Linear Intelligence (IINLIT) was established in 1988 as a (501)(c)(3) non-profit corporation. The New Being Project is a division of IINLIT that explores the strong likelihood that our species may be headed into a rapid evolutionary jump, one of comparable impact to the momentous and sudden leap from anaerobic to aerobic bacteria, or from asexual to sexual reproduction. We may even be at a juncture where we can invent such a leap. NBP's present task is to identify and study people who may be "edgelings"; those who might give us hints as to how to amplify or modify the direction the leap takes. We may all become co-architects in evolution: A radical venture indeed!
EVIL PEOPLE INC --EvilPeople,INC.(tm) is a corporation dedicated to the following ideals and dreams, as handed down by our founder, HeWhoTwistsInDarknessAndDevoursThePure. EvilPeople,INC.(tm) strives daily to adhere to his oft-used phrase, "God is the best there is in the genocide business. I want to be better." EvilPeople,INC.(tm) has worked on projects that have met with great success in the past, such as these: The Fall of Adam and Eve from Eden/The Spanish Inquisition/The Nixon Administration/Darth Vader/ Bill Gates and Microsoft/The Clinton Administration/Highlander II and III
JESUS 2000 CONTEST -- Attempt to help the Church pick a new look for Jesus for the new millennium. See how you can help out!
THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE! -- Jumping on the Christian "We Must Protect Our Children" bandwagon, Fade to Black Online Magazine contacted numerous religious organizations in attempting to save the children from the violent imagery many Christians seemed to have overlooked: The Crucifixion.
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS -- Now at last! The step-by-step process is revealed! This explosive new futureligion BEYOND science may raise your intelligence, transform your life, improve your health and luck, and end financial woes!! THIS IS IT - the weirdest supercult of them all!!! THE ONLY "FAITH" THAT PROMISES ACTION - THRILLS - SUCCESS IN SEX AND BUSINESS!
THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA --or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything
THE BIBLICAL ACTION FIGURES COLLECTION --Here you can purchase such Biblical greats As Adam, Eve,Moses, Jesus and Mary and many more. Poseable figures with background play scenery!
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